first time

this post is called "first time," as in the first time i'm going to have to threaten pretty much everyone.  new paragraph will be needed!
For every minor indignantly I must suffer cause by the established order I shall be forced to insult no less then ONE million people.   Greater offences against me shall be met with increasingly insane ideas of reprisal, ending in of course the creation of my own police state where a real death metal listening, pipe smoking monkey will be put in charge of the world for my amusement.
I have suffered already twice this morning and am unsure of exact punishment at this moment.  The first, i had to wake up early to more my truck precisely 9.3 feet across the street because of street cleaning on the other.  I have now lived in Hollywood for about 3 months and have not once a street cleaning truck, along with the FACT that there are no trucks, Hollywood is filthy freaking gross on every square inch of the city.  Which can only lead me to one and only one conclusion, being that Hollywood officials are for sure calling placing hobos all around the city "street cleaning," where in fact and for some reason over looked the exact opposite of what this city actually needs.  Where did i go just now?  Oh right.  The second indignity brought against me as a direct result from government over use of power was when I left the house to move my truck the sprinklers were one and I had to walk through the wet grass to reach my truck.  Do I have to say I wasn't wearing shoes, I believe that was a given.  This next part should and would have gone on much longer but I require at least one more hour of sleep before reprisal begins. So, I will leave it at this and say if it were truly up to me no one in all of southern california would even have the ability to water their grass because all of southern California is a desert and you should not water desert dirt when in only a few years there will be a true water shortage.  You may be asking yourself why I do not just turn the water off.  Well since I do not own this property I pay a rental company who in turn demands to have gardeners and lush grass.  Ones next question would be in how is the government involved in a civil case of water the lawn.  Well I am sorry but that is another story for another time.  end